It’s that one guy from Jingle All the Way!
"I’m doing an obstacle course."
Nashville’s got its very own Barad-dûr.
This one seemed like the second person misunderstood what the first person was trying to say.
To the left of this was a series of repeatedly corrected private parts and other wondrous grossities courtesy of said white people.
She too big fo da crib buh she do it neeways. Das silly. She silly.
I like to think that the same someone regretted their vandalism immediately.
We told him they stopped making donuts for forever. He needed a minute.